A spokesperson for the EU Flag Mafia has confirmed that they will be taking no further action after being told to ‘fuck off back to the EU’ as they are already fucking there.

The request was made by a number of gammon-faced bungletwats after 42 EU flags were placed off the seafront between Southend On Sea and Chalkwell at low tide overnight on Wednesday.

Their spokesperson added, ‘A number of people told us to fuck off back to the EU if we love it so much, and the great thing about this is that no further action is required because the United Kingdom is still technically a member.’

‘The UK will still be European Union territory until March 2019, and possibly beyond that when future Prime Minster Jacob Rees-Mogg gets bored with the whole idea and returns to making pornographic movies about women’s ankles.’

A spokesperson for Southend Borough Council has confirmed that an injunction against EU flags has been taken out, with motoring enthusiasts who congregate on the seafront for pro-EU rallies being subject to the death penalty or compulsory relocation to Canvey Island.