It has been revealed this evening that every twat on Facebook Live is an expert in British law. 

The feature temporarily went down tonight due to the sheer volume of ruddy-faced loons screaming into a webcam somewhere, with each of them putting across a carefully considered argument about why contempt of court laws shouldn’t apply to everyone.

Dave Facknadger had more than 5000 viewers on his video this evening, and he told the public that all of this is unfair because of ‘the Magna Carta.’

One person commented, ‘Yeah I know that one. Used to have it on Windows. Really useful.’

The feed was cut short by Facebook a few moments later over concerns that Dave would suffer an aneurism.