Here at Southend News Network we get around 25 inboxes every day where people have screenshotted utter cretins on Facebook checking in at Accident and Emergency departments all over the world without putting any sort of explanation.

If this sounds like something that you would do, we have a simple message for you.

Stop. Just stop. Stop for fuck’s sake or we will hunt you down and kill you with fire and frozen Calippos.

Why the fuck do you do it you attention-seeking twats? Do you sit there and crack one off while you watch all of the messages of concern from your Facebook friends come rolling in?

Take a look at this utter thundershite.

To be fair, if I lived anywhere near Barnsley I would be fucking worried as well.

By the end of the comments, all appears to be well again. Panic over. Call off the mobilised Facebook response unit. The SAS can stand down.

I am going to make all of my own Facebook friends a promise. The next person who tries this shit from A&E is going to be put straight back in there.

I’m not a violent person, but there are some things in life that would drive any sane man to commit violence on an industrial scale.

So the next time you see one of your friends doing this, why not go rushing down there with a large stick?

This article originally appeared on the U OK Hun blog, before Facebook got the hump and banned them. No idea why …