Ticket sales for Magic Mike Live in London have reached frantic levels as women decided that it’s not objectifying men in any way whatsoever and nothing at all like the pit girls who are no longer in Formula 1. 

Activist Daisy Quinoa-Fellationi told Southend News Network that while she is horrified by the thought of men paying good money to leer at scantily clad women, the Channing Tatum movie and ensuing live experience are absolutely fine.

She added, ‘Some of the stories that you hear about women who take their clothes off for money are just heartbreaking.’

’However give me greased up pecs and abs and a bit of Kanye West and fuck me I’m foaming already.’

’Nothing wrong with that at all.’