An investigation by the Daily Mail has revealed that the main cause of World War II was actually Carol Vorderman, as opposed to the complex sequence of geopolitical events that…
At Southend News Network, we are delighted to say that we once managed to get everyone's favourite news outlet The S*n to publish one of our made-up news stories as…
Here’s ‘BUT THEY’VE GOT MONEY FOR …’ – Replies for every idiot on social media abusing people who are struggling during the cost of living crisis.‘ … A FLAT-SCREEN TV.’…
Earlier today, we posted an article stating that Idris Elba has been cast as Nigel Farage in a movie adaptation of the Coutts / NatWest banking scandal. We got this…
Scientists entering a third day of debate at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland have confirmed that they are still struggling to find a link between the planet getting hotter…
A spokesperson for the UK government has confirmed that the smash hit series Farage Banking Scandal has been renewed for a second season. They said, ‘It has been an incredible…
A source within a major Hollywood studio has confirmed that the English actor Idris Elba has been chosen to play Nigel Farage in an upcoming biographical movie about the Coutts…
More than 30,000 homes have been washed away in South Essex after a man from Southend knocked over a Sports Direct mug of tea. Shortly after 3pm today, Giles Kursaal…
A source has confirmed exactly why the police helicopter was flying overhead last night. He said, 'None of your f*cking business. That's why.' 'Actually I apologise. In future, before my…