Yearly Archives: 2023

A source has confirmed exactly why the police helicopter was flying overhead last night. He said, 'None of your f*cking business. That's why.' 'Actually I apologise. In future, before my…

A 34-year-old man from Southend has been telling our Chief Reporter about how he has lost his job after he asked a tattooist for 'that guy from The Jam' and…