Cyclist’s Agony As His Testicles End Up Lodged In His Anus After Freak Accident

Police in Benfleet in Essex have confirmed that the A13 is fully open in both directions after a cyclist suffered a freak accident on Sunday afternoon where...

MR TUMBLE SUSPENDED by the BBC as he does not have a current CRB...

An urgent investigation has been launched after the BBC was forced to suspend all shows across their network that include the massively-popular Mr Tumble - this includes...

Man in hospital with collapsed rectum after FORCING OUT POO before Slimming World weigh-in

A 32 year old man from Southend has been hospitalised with 'severe anal trauma' after allegedly trying to force a poo just minutes before weigh-in at a...

Man threatens legal action over ‘RACIST SIGN’ at Suffolk hospital

A 34-year-old man from Southend has admitted that he is OUTRAGED after spotting a sign outside James Paget Hospital in Lowestoft that 'discouraged him' from going inside...

Family on £9.50 Sun half-term break shocked to find caravan site full of c*nts

A family of four who have just started a £9.50 Sun holiday have been describing their shock after arriving and discovering that their caravan site is full...

Driver reveals ONE SIMPLE TRICK to avoid ALL speeding fines and penalty points

A motorist from Southend has revealed the one simple trick that she has been using for the last ten years that she claims has helped her to...

Official confirms parents will be FINED for every child missing school because of the...

An official from the Department of Education has confirmed that parents across the United Kingdom will be fined for every child who is missing school today because...

FIVE ARRESTS after 17 injured in Lidl prosecco riot

Police were called to an Essex branch of Lidl today after a mass brawl broke out that was sparked by the manager announcing that all £1.50 bottles...

FIVE ARRESTS after 17 injured in Lidl prosecco riot

Police were called to an Essex branch of Lidl today after a mass brawl broke out that was sparked by the manager announcing that all £1.50 bottles...

Job-stealing immigrant ARRESTED after police find 63 jobs in basement

A job-stealing immigrant has been arrested and charged by police after a raid uncovered 63 jobs in the basement of his Southend home.  Shortly before 7pm on Monday,...