From ‘THUMB’ to ‘FUM’ – ESSEX education chief’s appeal to change English spellings

The chief of Essex's education department has confirmed that he has launched a motion in Parliament to have the English language 'officially changed' to make a number...

North Korea confirms that ‘earthquake’ was BAD CURRY and not NUCLEAR TEST

A news broadcast from the North Korea News Agency has confirmed that the 5.3 magnitude earthquake that was registered overnight was NOT a nuclear test. According to...

Employers. Stop treating the minimum wage like a maximum wage!

It's time for the business owners of this land to stop treating the minimum wage like some sort of maximum wage. The delicatessen owner who is charging £18.95...

Shit supermarket to merge with other shit supermarket to form really big shit supermarket

It has been revealed today that talks are underway between two shit supermarkets with a view to a merger that will result in one really big shit...

c2c Email Breach: Girl with ‘sexy address’ threatens to sue operator after receiving 357...

After having to go through the trauma of her email address being shared with over 500 other c2c customers, 23-year-old Naomi Hawkwell has had to endure an...

ESSEX POLICE APPEAL PLEASE SHARE: MISSING 13-YEAR-OLD BOY, WESTCLIFF

IMPORTANT: THIS IS NOT A SATIRE/HUMOUR/SPOOF POST - PLEASE SHARE THIS ON FACEBOOK. INFORMATION COURTESY OF ESSEX POLICE SOCIAL MEDIA We are asking for your help to find...

Crowd gathers in Southend Argos to watch order counter reset to 001

Around 250 dedicated followers of Argos gathered in the retail chain's Southend Town Centre store this morning to witness what was described by some as a 'once...

Essex County Council: ‘Oh that’s right, you grit BEFORE the snow comes down don’t...

A spokesperson for Essex County Council has confirmed that it is common practice for a local authority to lay grit on the roads before snow comes down,...

TRAFFIC CHAOS in South Essex this morning after night of widespread tarmac thefts.

Local transport chiefs have warned motorists across South Essex to expect severe disruption after a night of tarmac thefts that is being described as 'unprecedented.' Fuelled by the...

IKEA warn teenagers to stop BONKING in their Lakeside store

A spokesperson for the Swedish furniture retailer IKEA has hit out at the 'alarming' number of teenagers who have been caught having sexual intercourse in their Lakeside...