Outrage After Giant Migrant Ship Sneaks Past Southend Pier Undetected

There has been an angry reaction from the general public after a giant migrant ship managed to sneak past Southend Pier undetected. According to reports, a...

Far-Right Activist In Critical Condition After Twatting Own Reflection In Shop Window

A far-right activist is in a critical condition this evening after violently attacking his own reflection in a London shop window during an operation to protect statues...

Race equality minister unveils new Union Jack that reflects Britain’s diversity

The Minister for Racial Equality Jeremiah Shayss-Longe has revealed an updated design for the Union Jack flag that reflects 'the racial and cultural diversity of the United...

Die Hard Removed From Netflix Over Negative Portrayal Of Germans

It has been confirmed that the movie Die Hard has been removed from Netflix over its negative portrayal of Germans. In the wake of the ‘Germans’ episode of...

BBC In Fresh Blackface Row Over Kids Cartoon

Thousands of complaints have been made to the BBC and CBeebies after parents noticed that the popular bunny Bing has been wearing blackface for a number of...

More Than £23,000 Raised For Nigel Farage After He Loses Job On LBC

More than £23,000 has been raised for Nigel Farage after he lost his job on LBC Radio. The host will not be returning to the station after he...

Millions Of Grandparents Considering Murdering Their Spouse So They Can See Grandkids

It has emerged that millions of British grandparents are considering murdering their spouse so they can finally see their grandkids again. A source within the government revealed...

Spurs Fans Demand Removal Of Offensive Thierry Henry Statue Celebrating Goal Against Them

Angry fans of Tottenham Hotspur have demanded the removal of a statue of Thierry Henry outside The Emirates as it depicts his goal celebration after scoring a...

‘Hope Fury smashes that bigot’ says man who forgets Fury may also be bigot

Thousands of boxing fans all over the UK are getting ready for one of the sports biggest ever fights by declaring that they want Tyson Fury to...

All Episodes Of Mrs Brown’s Boys Removed From iPlayer Because It’s Shit

A spokesperson for the BBC has confirmed that all episodes of Mrs Brown’s Boys have been removed from iPlayer because it’s shit. According to reports, multiple complaints...