You may be shocked to learn that your new £5 note is worth A...
You may be shocked to learn that your shiny new polymer-based £5 is worth the princely sum of FIVE FUCKING POUNDS because that's how money works you...
Seafront on LOCKDOWN after Somali Pirates take over Southend Pier
A spokesperson for Southend Borough Council has confirmed that 'negotiations are underway' after a group of 30 armed Somali Pirates landed at the end of Southend Pier...
Man threatens legal action over ‘RACIST SIGN’ at Suffolk hospital
A 34-year-old man from Southend has admitted that he is OUTRAGED after spotting a sign outside James Paget Hospital in Lowestoft that 'discouraged him' from going inside...
DARTFORD TUNNEL CLOSED after thousands of Kent residents attempt to enter Essex illegally
The Dartford Tunnel remains closed this evening due to a large group of more than 3,000 Kent residents trying to enter Essex illegally earlier today.
Although the problem...
15 arrests after BRAWL between Slimming World and Weight Watchers members
Police were called to the Hockley Parochial Hall in Flymo Lane earlier this evening after a huge brawl broke out between members of rival Slimming World and...
English beaches BAN BIKINIS for cultural reasons
Tourism chiefs in the English seaside resort of Southend On Sea have announced that three beaches on the seafront will run a trial this summer where ladies...
MR TUMBLE SUSPENDED by the BBC as he does not have a current CRB...
An urgent investigation has been launched after the BBC was forced to suspend all shows across their network that include the massively-popular Mr Tumble - this includes...
URGENT RECALL of Southend rock as sticks are found containing COCAINE
Inspection officials in the UK's confectionery industry have issued an alert for an URGENT RECALL of more than 500,000 sticks of Southend rock after a random laboratory...
