We’ve fooled Wikipedia into thinking that Mr Tumble is presenting Great British Bake Off

For some reason, and we have absolutely no idea why, it would appear that Justin Fletcher's Wikipedia page has been edited to say that he will be...

Watch this BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY / NATIVITY mashup!

We've always thought that the old-fashioned story of The Nativity could do with a bit of a spruce-up at this time of the year, and luckily a...

Company called FLUTTERING KITES gets phone enquiries for FLUTTERING C***S

Although the BBC decided to remove our clip showing the 'fluttering kite / fluttering c*nt' video from YouTube, the whole sorry saga has been gathering pace across the...

This Leigh On Sea Facebook page just SLAMMED the town’s homeless population

Sometimes we find that it is better to just keep our mouth shut and let a picture do the talking, so here is a screen grab of...

Award-winning documentary maker reports about a FAKE Southend News Network story

Back on the eve of the EU referendum in June 2016, Southend News Network published a story about ballot counting machines for the big day breaking down...

U OK hun? T-SHIRT SHOP

These EXCLUSIVE garments are currently available in any colour you want, as long as it is white. More colours to come in the future (possibly) ... As our basic...

Could a nasty song about the DARTFORD CROSSING really be Xmas Number One?

Our Christmas single and official music video for Dartford Tolls are now ready to go! The clean and the not-so-clean versions of the festive tune about the...

Hate Spurs? You’ll LOVE this video!

Fans of Tottenham Hotspur have always had a terrible habit of saying things that come back to bite them in the arse (ironic choice of word there).  Last...

We need to talk about Facebook Community Standards, or a total fucking lack of...

For the time being, Southend News Network is unable to broadcast any Facebook Live videos because we breached the 'Facebook Community Standards' a few weeks ago when...

This incident led to an Abellio Greater Anglia train being SENT BACK to Norwich

One of our readers has sent us this video clip that he took with his iPhone after an Abellio Greater Anglia ticket inspector allegedly confiscated his ticket...