Shortly after it was reported in the press that the Home Secretary Amber Rudd has resigned, Amber Rudd confirmed that she wasn’t aware of her own resignation. 

She said, ‘Have I resigned then? I considered it to be more of a withdrawal of self from employment.’

’To be fair I handed the letter to Mrs May and she just patted me on the head, fed me a pig’s ear and said, ‘good job.’

Meanwhile, archive footage has emerged of Rudd taking part in ITV’s Bullseye in the 1980’s.

The archive video shows her winning a Morphy Richards teamaker, before she proceeds to lose it with ‘two in a bed’ and follows on by blinding Tony Green.