It has been confirmed that Anatoly Dyatlov has entered the Tory party leadership race.
In a speech, he revealed that his slogan will be ‘Britain. Not Great, Not Terrible.’
He added, ‘There are a lot of problems with our country at the moment, but I have found that the best way to combat these is to simply denounce anyone who points them out.’
’It’s time for our great country to return to traditional values and a programme of ambitious nuclear power expansion.’
’My approach to Brexit will also be simple. There will not be a People’s Vote because there is absolutely no appetite for one. None whatsoever, and I should know as I am an expert.’
Early polling indicates that Dyatlov has around 3.6% of the total party support, although many insiders estimate that the real value may be ‘off the scale.’