The ISIS bride Shamima Begum has asked if anyone wants any Duty Free bringing back.

According to a WhatsApp group chat, Ms Begum has realised that as she is currently outside of the European Union, there will probably be considerable savings to be made on a few cartons of Silk Cut and a nice drop of Cognac.

A source said, ‘There’s pretty much no point in going for one of those Halal Toblerones as they actually work out more expensive.’

‘The trick is that they sell them in sizes that you won’t get back home. That’s how they shaft you.’

A spokesperson for UK Border Force has confirmed that she will be arrested immediately upon arrival into the United Kingdom if she has exceeded any limits for personal use.