A spokesperson for Arsenal Football Club has confirmed that outgoing manager Arsène Wenger will be presented with a guide dog and a white stick at the end of the season to commemorate his spell in charge of the club. 

He added, ‘It will be a fitting tribute.’

’Magoo the German Shepherd is just in the final stages of training now, and he even knows a trick or two.’

’His current handler told us that he can help with difficult coat zips, and he can also launch a bottle of mineral water over a distance of more than ten feet unassisted.’

‘Although Magoo is technically European, hopefully Arsène will resist the urge to loan him out for the next ten years.’