Which bastard thought it would be a good idea to write this song?

I have just spent two hours in the car with my two-year-old demanding this fucking abomination on a loop.

Surely the CIA have this playing in their interrogation chambers – even the most hardened ISIS nutter would start chirping like Tweety Pie after twenty seconds of this.

I’m just about ready to find this Baby Shark creature, strip him for spare parts and sell the lot to the Chinese.

Harpoon Out do do do-do do do …