A spokesperson for the BBC has confirmed that it will be closing down permanently next Thursday.

According to the corporation, Tommy Robinson’s exposé was so groundbreaking and expositional that they have been left with no other option.

It is thought that all BBC channels will go blank shortly after 8pm on the day so that Eastenders can have a final ‘wrap up’ episode where everyone dies or whatever.

The BBC’s chief commissioner Lord Lordy Lordyson said, ‘I was in two minds, but then I saw someone waving a placard that said ‘fake BBC.’

‘That sign just made it all hit home, and so I just put out a memo telling everyone to pack up their shit.’

‘As an additional gesture, all unspent licence fees in the current budget will be donated to UKIP.’