A spokesperson for Sky TV has confirmed that BBC Parliament has moved to the XXX category on the platform just in case the MP for Batley and Spen Tracey Brabin whips out her bare shoulder again.

According to sources, the move was prompted after pay-per-night smut sales for Tuesday fell by more than 45% because so many people were just bashing one out over the Labour politician’s unbridled display of sauciness.

It is also thought that her entry in Hansard for Tuesday was just ‘hnhgggggggggggg’ followed by three lines of full stops because the Commons transcriber was mesmerised like that scene in Friends where that woman starts throwing her hair around in slow motion while Barry White plays in the background.

One source said, ‘This is worse than the time when Jacob Rees-Mogg used his new position as House Speaker to demand an end to exposed ankles.’

‘He got so hot under the collar at one point that he had to lean back in his frontbench seat just to adjust his blood pressure and lose his stiffy.’

A spokesperson for the BBC confirmed that the channel will now carry a £19.99 monthly subscription fee after getting special dispensation from Ofcom to broadcast unsheathed cocks before the watershed.