The Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has made a passionate speech about the need for the people of Britain to come together ahead of Brexit. 

He told a Westminster audience that it is time for Leavers and Remainers alike to unite behind the cause for the good of country, while pausing every few moments to demand some sweetened corn puffs from one of his aides.

He said, ‘It is pointless to try and stop Brexit now as it is definitely happening, and furthermore ung ung ung ung hmmmmmmmm honey. Show me the honey.’

’We need to come together and act in Britain’s best interests aaaaaaaaaaagh.’

The room was then cleared by security for a passionate speech about the drawbacks of the Customs Union delivered by Tony the Tiger.