Brexiteers across the UK are insisting that the economy is absolutely fine today after a retail chain that sells everything for £1 was forced to call in the administrators. 

One said, ‘Yep everything is tickety boo. A bright and prosperous future awaits us all. Unicorns for everyone. British unicorns!’

’All of the recent High Street casualties have absolutely nothing to do with a weak pound, falling levels of consumer confidence and the United Kingdom becoming the laughing stock of the planet.’

’I’m not sure how yet, but it’s probably Corbyn and Khan that are to blame. Traitors.’

’That weasel of a mayor won’t even take responsibility for issues that fall outside of his geographical area.’