Brexiteers have reacted angrily to the news that Airbus will considering pulling out of the UK in the event of a no-deal Brexit by vowing to fly their magical unicorns instead. 

With around 14,000 jobs on the line across a number of sites, the aerospace manufacturer has been accused of ‘not thinking of the consequences of their decision.’

Marvin Walnut said, ‘Airbus can go to hell for all I care!’

’The British people will see right through their scaremongering and fly their enchanted unicorns instead, with complete freedom of movement for UK citizens only.’

’I don’t know what all the fuss is about with Airbus anyway. My local airports are all EasyJet and Ryanair.’

’Large multi-billion pound businesses should just sit back and relax. Our government is dealing with Brexit and ministers have already said that everything will be OK.’

’If that isn’t reassurance then I don’t know what is. Bloody traitors.’