A spin-off of the ITV reality show Love Island that is being filmed on Canvey has been cancelled after the contestants all claimed that they couldn’t stop scratching. 

According to sources, one male also complained that it was ‘dripping like a busted flue.’

One said, ‘They were all given plentiful contraception before filming began, but the trouble started when two people were caught having a ‘Northwick Nosh.’

This is the latest setback for the show after three male contestants also insisted upon bringing their heavily modified Volkswagen Polo’s to filming to try and improve their chances.

However, in a shock twist the ladies discovered that there is no similarity between girth of exhaust and girth of penis.