The Transport Secretary Chris Grayling has been praised in Westminster today for going to work for World Book Day dressed as the character Chris Grayling from Roald Dahl’s timeless classic ‘The Minister Who Fucking Fucked Everything Up.’

The iconic tale is a comedy of errors about someone who somehow manages to climb the political ladder to the very highest levels before his ‘reverse Midas touch’ is revealed that makes everything turn to absolute dog shit.

A parliamentary source said, ‘Chris was absolutely on point today.’

‘He even added to the effect by pushing the external door that says ‘Pull’ for a full ten minutes before bending down to tie his shoelaces and head butting the glass frame into a million pieces.’

‘All of our outfits are being judged later by a third-party panel to make things as fair as possible. No idea who the judges will be. Chris has taken care of the contract.’

‘We’re not sure who Jacob Rees-Mogg was dressed as though. He looked like someone from Schindler’s List but in a nicer suit.’