The crazed despotic leader of a backward nation has met the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic Of North Korea for talks in Singapore today. 

After sharing a brief, traditional meal of noodles and broth, Trump made a predictable joke about sifting out lumps of dog meat and the discussions were then formally declared open.

According to a source, Trump was originally under the impression that he would be meeting Kim Basinger.

He added, ‘They spent a good twenty minutes exchanging tips for Fortnite Battle Royale, before Trump asked Kim if he had any plans to make one last Karate Kid movie.’

Kim replied, ‘Now I recognise you. You ‘Hey You Guys’ man from Goonies.’