A spokesperson for the Daily Mail has confirmed that the newspaper is ‘delighted’ after getting a shoutout from the protestor who invaded the stage during the UK’s Eurovision performance by SuRie.
One source said, ‘I was at home watching the show with my two dobermans Himmler and Rommel, and all of a sudden this guy appears and starts talking to my fine publication.
‘I’ll be honest. I was teetering upon not watching it this year after I heard that it was popular with the gays.’
’We might even win it this year, and for next year’s competition we can close our borders and stop all of the buggers getting in.’
’Anyway back to writing an article about feminine hygiene, avocados and Diana.’