The Daily Mail has appointed its first ever Black Muslim transgender vegan editor after the resignation of outgoing boss Paul Dacre.

Usma-Roger Jones will be begin their new role immediately, overseeing an investigation into why Brexit must be reversed, along with spearheading a 64-Page colour pullout entitled Her Majesty The Queen In Burkas – a computer-enhanced feature about how Elizabeth II’s most iconic photos would look if she wore the traditional religious garment.

There will also be an accompanying Royal Doulton Tea Set available through collecting 65 tokens and a £1.34 postal order.

She said, ‘I am delighted to be taking on this new role at a publication with such a diverse and tolerant readership base.’

’Watch out for a number of new and innovative changes to come, such as rebranding ‘Femail’ into a supplement that takes into account at least twenty-five recognised genders.’