Diego Maradona has announced that he is going to re-record the English football anthem Three Lions ahead of the World Cup quarter-final against Sweden on Saturday. 

He told reporters that the gesture would be an apology for recent comments that he made about the team cheating against Colombia.

A source said, ‘We have already started work in the studio, but he keeps singing ‘Three Lines’ and getting all excited while counting his nostril.’

’Jules Rimet still gleaming’ is a bit tricky when you can’t feel your own teeth.’

‘He is also keen to make things right after his recent abusive behaviour during the game against against Nigeria.’

’Diego has promised to return every cent of the $600m that is currently winging its way towards his bank account from the Crown Prince of Lagos.’