It seems that we just cannot stop upsetting politicians at the moment, and Mr Donald Trump himself decided to give us a call and voice his displeasure about our ‘bullshit stories.’

We’re not sure what he is upset about. We did say that he has a role in the next Star Wars movie as Taxe Vader, Darth’s long-lost brother, but that wasn’t total bullshit. We may have also said that he died while choking on some Skittles – but they were only the immigrant ones.

At one point we may have also said that he was going to visit Essex – this probably pissed him off the most.