A number of EU states have displayed a shocking level of control over their borders by closing their borders.

According to reports, this almost unprecedented act of sovereignty was met with an instant reaction from Brussels bureaucrats.

The reaction was ‘OK then. We can’t and won’t stop you.’

One unelected little Hitler added, ‘You do know that you can choose the colour of your passports as well.’

‘Currency as well. You know how the UK was never forced to take the Euro? Yeah. That.’

‘Fucking hell I feel like Jim Bowen on Bullseye, showing Arthur and Martha from Coventry the Austin Metro they could have had if they hadn’t have scored ‘7’ with their final six darts.’