In a landmark vote in the European Parliament today, MEP’s overwhelming voted to make all new EU passports blue from January 2021.

Before the vote, MEP Jerome Robsonne gave a passionate speech in favour of changing the colour.

He said, ‘We’ve seen the new design emerge in the United Kingdom, and it’s quite a nice colour actually.’

‘Therefore, I am proposing that all new EU passports should be the exact same shade from the beginning of 2021.’

‘As an added bonus, they will also be same colour as a Brexiteer’s testicles in the moments before the excitement of getting their new passport all gets too much and they release many pearly strings of baby gravy.’