It has emerged in the national press that one of Britain’s true patriots Nigel Farage is BROKE as a result of years spent on the campaign trail fighting tooth and nail to take the United Kingdom out of the European Union.

Now that he has achieved his life’s goal, he has revealed that this has taken a huge toll on his finances.

This is simply unacceptable for someone who has finally got his country back.

To make a generous donation and show Sir Nigel that he has your thoughts and prayers at this time of year when seasonal goodwill should be spread to all humankind, please click here and give what you can.

He has also hinted that his £73,000 EU pension may not be paid, which is EXACTLY what we would expect from that backstabbing, underhand little club in Brussels.

This is why we are looking to raise £73,000 at first so we can get him through the next 12 months – anything on top of that will be used to set up The Nigel Farage Foundation that will run drop-in centres in major cities for other right-wing politicians who have fallen upon hard times.

This is an outrage, and we are going to put things right!

Every penny that you donate will ensure that Sir Nigel (surely it is only a matter of time) can continue to enjoy the lifestyle that he deserves.

After all, he is a connoisseur of the finer things in life, and personally I never want to see him having to resort to King Edward Thins instead of a fat ol’ Cuban.

Don’t forget Gift Aid as well! That will really upset Philip Hammond as the last thing that he would want is for The Treasury to be indirectly pulling Mr Farage out of this bind.

To make a generous donation and show Sir Nigel that he has your thoughts and prayers at this time of year when seasonal goodwill should be spread to all humankind, please click here and give what you can.

After that, give a little bit more on top – he is a man of the people after all.

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