A source close to Toys ‘R’ Us mascot Geoffrey Giraffe has told Southend News Network that the currently unemployed actor has been caught offering his services to rival chain Smyths in exchange for a bag of crystal meth.
He said that the star was finding Toys ‘R’ Us’ recent liquidation ‘incredibly difficult.’
He added, ‘It’s well known that Geoffrey developed a substance abuse problem in the early 1990’s.’
’He came up with the line, There’s millions of Geoffreys all under one roof’ because he was smacked off his tits half the time and could genuinely see every one of them.’
Another friend confirmed that Geoffrey is currently seeking help in a rehab facility at Colchester Zoo where he can lick all the ice cubes he needs.