A girl from the United Kingdom has been telling her harrowing story about how she accidentally joined ISIS after fleeing to an ISIS stronghold area, finding a member of ISIS and asking them if she could then join ISIS.

Shamila Al-Zhafavah, who was originally just 16 when she fled her East London home, insists that she should now be allowed to return to the UK as the whole thing was one great big misunderstanding.

She added, ‘When I first met a large, bearded lunatic wielding a massive sword with about seventeen names, I just assumed that I would go into something non-violent like catering or laundry.’

‘However now the Home Office are saying that I am not allowed to go home because I am a threat to society. I have already promised them that I won’t do anything naughty.’

‘I’ll even wear one of those Union Jack hijabs.’