In a shocking development, it has been revealed that the Home Office can indeed pull its finger out of its arse when it actually matters after they managed to revoke ISIS girl Shamima Begum’s British citizenship in five minutes.

This is in spite of the fact that some Windrush immigrants to the United Kingdom are waiting for so long while the Home Office fannies about with lost documentation that they end up getting put on the next plane ‘home’ to Jamaica.

Naturally all of this happens while they spend many years paying taxes and contributing to society.

A source close to Home Secretary Sajid Javid said, ‘The Home Office was forced to act quickly on this matter because Theresa May’s Brexit deal is going a bit tits and we didn’t want to piss off the gammonry.’

‘For this particular case, all we needed to do was obtain a copy of Ms Begum’s landing card from her last trip to Turkey and add a little cross in the box asking the question, ‘Are you a terrorist?’