A spokesperson for the Department for Transport has confirmed that the popular road sign containing the message ‘Give Way To Oncoming Vehicles’ doesn’t apply if you are driving a BMW.

He said, ‘The pre-defined rule of priority would usually need to be observed for the good of all road users at that point.’

’However, it is well-known that most people would prefer to sit back and watch in awe at this approaching marvel of modern automotive engineering.’

’This even goes as far as reversing over a single-track bridge while staring lustfully into the eyes of the sovereign-clad cocaine dealer behind the wheel.’

‘Such raw beauty.’