A photographer was on hand today to capture the moment when leading Brexiteer politicians Jacob Rees-Mogg and Boris Johnson suddenly realised that the whole Brexit thing has turned into a massive, steaming pile of old bollocks.

According to witnesses, a PowerPoint presentation was on display with slides explaining exactly why Brexit will give the United Kingdom a Mia Khalifa-sized pounding right in the balloon knot, and at this point both MPs were spotted putting their heads in their hands.

One said, ‘There was this weird period of silence for about three minutes, before Rees-Mogg interrupted by saying, ‘But it was all just supposed to be taking back control and getting the right to measure milk in hectares again.’

‘Boris just had this glazed expression on his face, but it turns out he was just having a daydream about motorboating on some blonde sort.’

‘The presentation then continued to show how ‘What Is The European Union?’ was one of the UK’s top searches on the day after the 2016 EU Referendum, which then made them realise that most people didn’t actually know what they were voting for – this backed up the theory that millions of Brexit supporters marked ‘Leave’ because they were unhappy with the treatment of the Allies football team in Escape To Victory.’

A spokesperson for Boris Johnson denied the allegations.

He said, ‘Mr Johnson was not expressing any emotion at the time of this photograph.’

‘He was just nursing a severe case of lockjaw.’

‘We’re also desperately trying to find out what Robert Kilroy-Silk was doing there as well.’