A spokesperson for the Highways Agency has confirmed that the term ‘U-Turn’ will soon change to ‘Borising’ in all versions of the Highway Code.

According to reports, the move will
commemorate the latest piece of government backtracking over free school meals over the Summer Holidays, charging foreign NHS employees to use the NHS, and Christ knows what else.

Jerome Robsonne of Highways added, ‘It’s time that the humble U-Turn was brought into the 21st Century.’

‘We’ll shortly be sending out teams to all four corners of the country to change the signs to a bloke with a scruffy blond Barnet and a line through it.’

‘For safety reasons, we will be using extra large signage in close proximity to ditches due to the risk of death.’