A spokesperson for ITV has confirmed that that the channel will be launching a new reality game show called HATE ISLAND on March 29th 2019. 

The £350m production will be set in Great Britain, and couples will compete with each other to be crowned the most bigoted wankpuffins who can only fix all of life’s problems by blaming brown people and the Germans.

He said, ‘The main difference between Hate Island and Love Island is that contestants will take it in turns to fuck society and the economy instead of each other.’

’At the end of each episode, every couple will have the chance to either change their outlook or sit down to a delectable feast of sauteéd rat while they wait desperately for their insulin to turn up.’

Auditions are taking place right now, all over the country, literally.