A shock Brexit opinion poll taken today shows 70% support for Remain after the first episode in the new series of Great British Bake Off was won by a French woman called Manon who is a bit of a sort.
It is thought that the sudden shift in opinion is linked to the realisation that Brexit could reduce the amount of EU citizens coming to visit and live in the United Kingdom who are attractive and clearly know their way around a kitchen.
Dave Frudge is one of the Leave voters who has admitted to changing his mind.
He said, ‘I voted Leave because I wanted to stop all these EU immigrants flooding into the United Kingdom, but I wasn’t talking about her – I was on about all them Rumanians with the saggy tits, a beard and five chins.’
‘They really should have made the whole thing clearer before we went to the polls in June 2016.’