Fans of Love Island have reacted with a massive amount of excitement as ITV2 announced that the gap in the channel’s schedule after Monday’s final ended the series will be filled by a rolling video of Peter André jangling a set of car keys.
Sources have also confirmed that the Australian super mega hunka hunk will also smoothly tell viewers to ‘look at the shiny shiny jingly jangly.’
ITV’s Head of Wankutainment Leslie Medjadegree said, ‘Love Island fans needn’t chew through their remote controls in despair.’
’Peter will even hum the occasional couple of bars from Mysterious Girl.’
’This will be followed at 10pm by You’ve Been Maimed – a collection of home video howlers that never made it onto Jeremy Beadle’s show because the people in it actually died.’