The current series of Love Island has been suspended after a number of contestants woke up scratching their balls and lady areas. 

According to a source, the contestants gathered together after filming one evening to perform a group sex ritual known as a ‘Sherbert Dib-Dab,’ and bosses believe this is how some sort of infection may have spread.

He added, ‘One of the guys woke up this morning to use the toilet, and was startled when it came out upwards at a 90-degree angle.’

’He was overheard screaming at one of the producers about how it might affect his career as a ‘promota’ when he gets home.’

’Bosses are at a loss about how the infection reached the island in the first place.’

’Perhaps somebody noshed off a seagull.’