In the latest shock development in the ongoing saga about whether or not Meghan Markle’s Dad will come to her wedding, it has been revealed that he now may or may not come. 

A source who probably doesn’t exist said, ‘It’s on a knife edge now.’

’On the one hand, he may come, but on the other hand, he may not.’

’Luckily for me the Daily Express has a news crew that is permanently in place up Harry’s back passage so I never miss a thing.’

’Forget ‘Who Shot Phil Mitchell’ and that time when Harold Bishop walked into the sea – this is drama at its very finest.’

Royal commentator Sir Humphrey Spackford-Clunge said, ‘Apparently Harry’s Dad won’t be there either, allegedly.’