Millions of people who have spent the last three years screaming about the British Parliament having its own sovereignty are preparing to welcome a new Prime Minister who has vowed to suspend Parliament so he gets his own way.

Dave Fringe told us that he actually meant the other sort of sovereignty.

He added, ‘To make matters worse, Parliament has now used its sovereignty to tell Boris that he is not allowed to take its sovereignty away in order to force a No Deal Brexit.’

‘It’s disgusting. When I said that I wanted Parliament to have its own sovereignty, I meant the other sort of sovereignty where all the foreigners go away.’

‘The whole situation is an absolute mess. Corbyn should be ashamed of himself. Khan as well.’