The supermarket chain Morrison’s has been slammed over their new range of Yellow Vest protestor gingerbread men. 

One shopper said, ‘It all depends whether they are based on the French ones who have a deep-rooted belief and a controversial but well-supported manner of expressing this belief, or on the British ones who are just moody twats.’

’I’ll have to confess that biting James Goddard’s cock off was mildly satisfying.’

However, to clear up any confusion, a Morrison’s spokesperson has confirmed that the gingerbread biscuits are actually based on Lithuanian car valeters.

He added, ‘They spend all day dealing with people who pretend they haven’t heard them ask, ‘You want car clean,’ so this is a tribute to them.’