There have been fresh calls for the Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn to resign this evening after footage emerged from a 1995 appearance on Des O’Connor Tonight where Corbyn admitted he can ‘take or leave’ Neil Diamond.

Leading Conservative figures have signed a joint letter demanding that he steps down.

Angry crowds have gathered outside Parliament this evening to chant the chorus from Sweet Caroline repeatedly in a show of solidarity with Jews all over the world.

One protestor said, ‘First Gerry Adams and now this. Why do young voters think that this guy farts rainbows.’

’I even heard he was offered a salt beef sandwich once and he declined – he should be in prison.’