An unidentified woman from London is currently having a great deal of difficulty in writing a Valentine’s Day card to her secret crush Nigel Farage as she cannot find a suitable rhyme for ‘blunt.’

She told us that she has been racking her brain for the last week without any success.

She added, ‘I’m not getting very far at the moment.’

‘I’ve got, ‘Roses are red, your tone is blunt, now give me a cuddle, you racist old ….’

‘Alternative, I could go for, ‘Roses are red, my sweet little Docktomble, now give me a cuddle, you racist old …’

‘Time is running out actually. It might just have to be a reacharound with one of Putin’s speeches playing on YouTube.’