A spokesperson for the UK government has confirmed that the number of brown people getting kicked out of the country at 11pm this evening is currently remaining steady at zero.

This announcement was made after it emerged that a significant number of people in the country still believe that ‘they’ will all be stuck on coaches when the big moment comes.

Rick Erogenous told our Chief Reporter that this was the sole reason why he voted ‘Leave’ in the first place.

He said, ‘I voted Leave to take a stand against all these EU people coming over here.’

‘Pakistan. India. China. Westeros. These are all perfectly good countries, and so I helped Britain take back control.’