Some gammoneer old biddy has been in the news today after she complained about her trip to Benidorm because it was full of Spanish people. 

This is of course Benidorm in Spain, as opposed to the Benidorm near Morecambe.

What in Greek buggery did she expect to happen in Spain?

Half of Europe is now reading this news story, and anyone who previously couldn’t figure out why we voted for Brexit has now gone, ‘ah.’

It’s time for Thomas Cook to update that page in the brochure at the start of every section:

Costa Blanca. Benefits: Fantastic weather, culture and cuisine, boat trips.

Drawbacks: Spaniards.

The dozy cow even complained that all of the entertainment was in Spanish. She was probably expecting a set from Roy Chubby Brown, before the late Sir Bruce Forsyth popped up to sing 50’s classics while she sipped Bristol Cream out of a Toby Jug shaped like Alf Garnett’s head.

Insider’s travel tip: If you want a holiday destination with plenty of English people, try fucking England.

The fact that lobster-tanned, uncultured, loutish fuckheads from this country invade every other tourist destination on a regular basis seems to be completely lost on her.