In an exclusive interview with Southend News Network, the elderly matriarch of House Tyrell has confirmed that she was only at Joffrey Baratheon’s wedding for the promised luxury buffet.
She told us that she ‘wanted to set the record straight’ after months of allegations over the poisoning of the young monarch.
She added, ‘These rumours are entirely unfounded.’
’I had heard from the midget fellow with the wine that there would be crab puffs and Twiglets. That’s all.’
‘This is an insult. I was in The Avengers for Christ’s sake.’
In a further development, Lord Walder Frey has confirmed that’s he only attended The Red Wedding to hear the acclaimed musical piece The Rains Of Castamere.’