A Windsor Castle source has confirmed that The Queen was left ‘confused’ on Friday about why David Dickinson had been invited for tea.
One of her aides said, ‘Her Majesty met her special guest, and then while she was walking along she said to me, ‘What on Earth is he doing here?’
’Am I going to be asked to turn £200 into a monkey or something?’
’Everyone will take me for a ride when they see my face on the dough.’
’The lady who came with him was pretty weird as well.’
’Her Majesty said, ‘Hello. Elizabeth Windsor. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.’
’She replied, ‘Hello. Elizabeth Windsor. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.’